It Wasn't Staged! Glass Ornaments

I am not saying it was staged, but:

1. How did the secret service allow the assanation attempt to happen?

2. Why are the doctors who examined the orange mango silenced?

3. Why was there no maxi pad on the ear the very next day when golfing?

Available in 1, 5, 10, 25, and 50-piece bundles, you can satisfy all decorating needs for your customers. All ornaments are 100% glass, one size (3.5"/ 88.9mm), and come with beveled edges and a gold ribbon for that extra flair. 

Please note: The design may appear slightly transparent and grainy on the final product. Darker and more saturated colors are recommended for best results.

.: Material: 100% glass
.: One size: 3.5" (88.9mm)
.: Available as a single ornament, or in bundles of 5, 10, 25 or 50 pieces
.: One design for the whole bundle
.: Beveled edges
.: One-sided print
.: Comes with a gold ribbon for hanging